You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hellow you perverted cookie.
You: A perverted cookie is the only thing that can be cool, and perferted.
Stranger: Ohhhh very nice to meet you, you scrotum teaser
Stranger: Thank you
You: perverted*
Stranger: You are very kind
You: So, what you doing?
You: I know I am.
Stranger: A scrotum teaser is one of the most feared people on the planet because of the sheer power that they hold
You: Well that means I'm powerfull and I will take thata s a compliment.
Stranger: I'm about to go to a fig with my band, and what are you doing my good man?
Stranger: As you should
You: I'm about to post this on fb.
Stranger: Gig
You: No, just joking.
You: I would never do such things.
Stranger: Do it. I dare you
Stranger: No balls
Stranger: You wobt
You: Ofcourse I have no balls.
Stranger: Won't *
You: That would be a little bitw eird don't you think?
Stranger: You're a female?
You: You don't say.
Stranger: Say whhaaaat?
Stranger: Asl right now! I'm interested
You: You tought I was a male.
You: ?
You: Well, that's nice.
Stranger: I did, although I'm not sure why
You: I feel ery flattered.
You: very*
Stranger: Males are the superior species
Stranger: You're welcome froend
Stranger: Friend *
You: Lol, you got yourself a no ther because you where lying.
Stranger: I'm confizzled
You: Confizzled?
Stranger: Confuzzled*
You: Why?
Stranger: Because im stuck between subjective and objective truth
Stranger: Chide
You: You, dear perverted cookie, are actualy the first one I talked to who seems a bit intelligent.
You: That sure is strange.
Stranger: Well that tends to happen when my dick is sad
You: You're dick is sad? -.-
Stranger: It's feeling a bit under the weather
You: I feel like having a good laugh and asking why, but I think I won't. For my brains sake.
Stranger: Good choice young Jedi
Stranger: Dear friend we must part ways
You: It was a good talk.
Stranger: I enjoyed our conversation
You: Now I'm just going to ask, why?
You: I just need to laugh now.
Stranger: It's just rainy where I am, and the weather decides the mood of my genitals
Stranger: Good morrow
You: Ok.
You: Well, that didn't make ma laugh, so now i feel pity for myself.
Stranger: Hahaha sorry
does the weather control your genitals?
You: No -.-
Stranger: Awkward
Stranger: Bye!
You: Goodbye perverted cookie.
You: Aren't you gonna disconnect?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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