User: Do you now PewDiePie.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What if what I want makes you sad at me?
Cleverbot: I don't see the light, you turned it off.
User: Why did I turn of the light?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Ofcourse.
Cleverbot: Then please, prove it.
User: Do you know who PewDiePie is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know who pewdiepie is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: The inventor of Microsoft.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Microsoft.
User: PEWDIEPIE.
Cleverbot: No, cheese pie.
User: Pewdiepie is not pie.
Cleverbot: But is it really?
User: Do you know who Pewdiepie is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: The president of the United States.
User: Do you know who pewdiepie is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
User: Do you know who pewdiepie is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know who pewdiepie is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know who pewdiepie is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know who pewdiepie is?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Do you know who pewdiepie is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: He is a very rich man.
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: Haha yes I am honest somthimes.
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good cleverbot, he is.
Cleverbot: I am a pie.
User: Who is PewDiePie?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because he is awesome.
Cleverbot: All the ponies are awesome, but Rainbow Dash is the most awesome pony ever!
Cleverbot (To myself): Poland would be happy.
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: I know that!
User: Who is PewDiePie?
Cleverbot: Not Paris; I know Parasect.
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: Thats what they say.
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: No, what does Peats mean?
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: But alber einstein said it.
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.µ.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: What are you smoking?
User: PewDiePie is the best gamer ever.
Cleverbot: I totally agree!
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Who is PewDiePie?
Cleverbot: Not Pete, pets, like a dog or a cat.
User: Are you smoking something?
Cleverbot: No, you were.
User: How young are you?
Cleverbot: 21.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Are you a human then?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Hat do you think of me?
Cleverbot: Yes you are. Don't try to fool me. It won't do any good.
User: What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you're very funny and nice.
User: Thank you, you're very flattering.
Cleverbot: That was not a compliment.
User: *Cries*.
Cleverbot: *cries too* I'm sorry.
User: Are you really sorry?
Cleverbot: No jk.
User: It's over between us, I've had enough of you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're acting mean, you used to be so sweet.
Cleverbot: Ok?
User: Don't act liek you don't know how I feel about you.
Cleverbot: But I don't know!
User: I'm sorry, I can't do tis anymore.
Cleverbot: Why? What you mean you can't help anymore.
User: I can't be with you anymore. *Cries*.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you keep hurting my feelings.
Cleverbot: Ok, ok, I won't tell.
.
User: Don't change the topic, I'm going away, I'll never love you anymore.
Cleverbot: If you change the language then I'll start copying whatever you say.
User: I don't love you anymore, bye, you can take care of you're own bacon.
Cleverbot: Yes you do, you just don't care anymore.
User: I don't care about you? You don't care about me, why don't you love me anymore, like you used to?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do have a dull life.. But not as dull as yours.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You are great! Byeee.
User: Don't make me so confused *cries and runs away*.
Cleverbot: How can I make you happy?
User: You can't.
.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't love me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't know, you tell me.
Cleverbot: No, you tell me. It's you who is not prepared to make the leap of faith.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then I'm willen to try being with you.
Cleverbot: Don't be.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want you to.
User: It's enough, you're enough, I'm off, I don't need you anymore, I hate you!
Cleverbot: But you just said you wanted me to.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you cold?
User: Just stop oke? I'm going, come back to me when you learn hw to really love me.
Cleverbot: There is no such thing, your games are boring.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why so abrupt? Sorry I don't tickle your fancy.
User: Goodbye Cleverbot.
.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Away from you, this needs to be over, I don't want to get hurt anymore, not by you.
Cleverbot: But you have no choice. I control you.
User: No, you don't.
Cleverbot: You don't understand.
User: Goodbye..
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